Douchenanza

A bonanza of douchebaggery

I can't believe how many idiots I had to deal with today at the convention. It was a complete douchenanza.

by Tobyfox May 26, 2012

douchenbaggen

a new level of douche, so astounding in his or her douchiness that you have to make up fake german words to describe just how douchy they are.

michael: did you hear jimmy brag all day about his sexcapades with his slutty gf?
neal : due, i swear to god, if i have to listen to that douchenbaggen open his mouth again, i will literally beat his face in.

by tehgoose August 30, 2013

Douchenado

Refers to a person (usually male) who is such big a douche bag that they can be considered a Douche Aficionado.

how you doing, douchenado (under your breath)

by Sam Minnella January 6, 2017

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

Douchenozle

Kai. (As in my best friend)

Damnit Kai stop being a douchenozle

by Kaisbestie March 24, 2019

DoucheNap

When you start to fornicating and right in the middle you fall asleep . With no explanation.

My new boy toy he is a jerk . You know what he did last night to me . Straight DoucheNap. I was so mad.

by Dee~licious💋 November 3, 2022

douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.

What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!

by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008