Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

by HRabbit December 06, 2016

Douchenism

The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.

Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"

by HRabbit November 28, 2017

give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.

"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"

by HRabbit November 10, 2016

Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.

Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n

by HRabbit October 13, 2016

aciest

To be the most ace of everybody and everything.

Dude! You are the aciest bloke I know.</sarcasm>

by HRabbit February 26, 2017

hornivorous

To thrive exclusively on the thought, idea, action or concept of sex and horniness.

This incudes the ability to drive any and all conversations, through intention or unintention to a discussion about sex in some form or another.

"That's what she said", said Frank. "You are such a hornivorous guy", Sarah responded when asking "Where should I put this?"

by HRabbit December 06, 2016