Definitions by HRabbit
Douchenism
The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.
Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
Douchenism by HRabbit November 28, 2017
Hornithologist
Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist
Hornithologist by HRabbit December 6, 2016
hornivorous
To thrive exclusively on the thought, idea, action or concept of sex and horniness.
This incudes the ability to drive any and all conversations, through intention or unintention to a discussion about sex in some form or another.
This incudes the ability to drive any and all conversations, through intention or unintention to a discussion about sex in some form or another.
"That's what she said", said Frank. "You are such a hornivorous guy", Sarah responded when asking "Where should I put this?"
hornivorous by HRabbit December 6, 2016
give-a-fuck-o-meter
give-a-fuck-o-meter by HRabbit November 10, 2016