2 definition by tehgoose

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a new level of douche, so astounding in his or her douchiness that you have to make up fake german words to describe just how douchy they are.
michael: did you hear jimmy brag all day about his sexcapades with his slutty gf?
neal : due, i swear to god, if i have to listen to that douchenbaggen open his mouth again, i will literally beat his face in.
by tehgoose July 22, 2013

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Another term for a man's Penis, Often replacing an Arrow to the knee.
Man1: You shouldve done that before you took an arrow to the knee.

Man2: It isnt an arrow, you dumbass, it is a blake.
by TehGOOSE December 28, 2011

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