Douchenozle

Kai. (As in my best friend)

Damnit Kai stop being a douchenozle

by Kaisbestie March 24, 2019

douchenometry

a lesser known branch of mathematics that studies douchebags. Douchenometry deals with the relationship between the modern day douchebag and doucheassery.

Douchenometry should be a mandatory prerequisite class prior to working at any Ed Hardy clothing store.

sample theories
1. douchebagA + douchebagB = 2 too many douchebags in one area
2. The shortest distance between two douchebags is always the other direction

by pendergastastic September 7, 2010

Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche

After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women

by Sumdumho September 25, 2014

douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

Douchnozzle

A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.

Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.

Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.

by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010

douchenozzle

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!

"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.

My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!

by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009