having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
by British booty May 5, 2011
Get the clarkingmug. by super147 July 15, 2011
Get the Clarke Cuntmug. a term given to an adolescent boy who has just resorted to heavily smoking dope to relieve stress or just pass the time
Kid 1- Why havent we seen mike around lately
Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!
Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!
by btown nk May 29, 2010
Get the patchy clarkmug. To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.
"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
"What do you mean?"
"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."
by fist taco February 24, 2010
Get the Clark Kentingmug. Verb, to conceal an outfit or article of clothing under another, usually done when the concealed garment isn't appropriate to wear.
I'm Clark Kenting my green "Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced" t-shirt at work tomorrow because it's St. Patrick's Day.
by Tony Dedo March 17, 2009
Get the Clark Kentmug. She is the type of person that everyone likes. She can be rude if you give her the moment to but it terrible at learning new things she basically has no memory! Everyone loves her personality it's beautiful! this is why she's different to others and an amazing person!
by sxturnx November 11, 2019
Get the alicia clarkemug.