celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

by glaze83 November 8, 2010

Calend

(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...

by Chadd Sun December 30, 2008

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

Caelen the giant

He is an aggresive giant who does not feel pain and is very strong...
don't mess with him and even if you are his friend he will hit you with a powerful slap...

Naruto: I Was Beaten By Caelen the giant
Dob:Started at the grocery store now i own the grocery store
Caelen Kills Both

by ironpenguin333 October 19, 2018

celebant

Celibate for idiots. My friends tried to argue with me over it.

Hold up!!! What ya'll tryna say :kiss: ...You mean I homie can't stay celebant if he wants to??

by Joran September 16, 2006

calender-cock

when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!

by BradenBirk June 20, 2009