lismo's definitions

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Crossfit bro

Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.

I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!

by lismo August 27, 2017

dial-a-shot

The process by which one person contacts another (via phone, text message, etc.) and shouts "dial-a-shot!", resulting in both people simultaneously taking a shot of whatever alcohol is available at that time. This was invented as a way to connect people separated by long distances and also to give people an excuse to take shots by themselves.

While on her trip to New York, Vicki's Seattle friend Meghan called her and shouted "dial-a-shot!" Vicki responded by grabbing the nearest bottle of grape vodka and taking a shot, while Meghan, in Seattle, took a shot at the same time.

by lismo March 6, 2009

At will relationship

This relationship can end at any time with no fault to either party.

I told him, hey, this is an at will relationship, I don't need to tell you why.

by lismo September 24, 2020

Boozy Call

A last-minute text from a friend who suddenly realizes he/she is available and wants to know where everyone is drinking.

Abby sent out a boozy call to at least three friends once she realized her boyfriend has class tonight.

by lismo September 30, 2016