bacon

Meat candy.

Bacon just is. Do not question bacon.

by Dusker_10 October 23, 2009

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

Baconesque

1. Being of bacon, or having properties similar to bacon.

2. Can also be used to describe something that is totally radical.

3. Also is a form of atrificial bacon similar to the spam - ham relationship.

Are you gonna eat all of that BACONESQUE?

This bacon party sure is BACONESQUE.

by p0t April 9, 2008

Thats bacon

something that is funny, cool ,or exciting.

man A: i got free season tickets.
man B: thats bacon.could i come with.

by burtdog+russel October 21, 2009

razor bacon

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.

The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.

by fuzzy_panda February 26, 2011

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

by tito jackson December 4, 2004