Sand in His Vagina 

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

Sand in His Vagina by baddazoner February 21, 2011

Mud Crab Vagina 

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

Mud Crab Vagina by Enerjex September 19, 2017

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009

Vagenerous 

The status of a woman who is not stingy with the pussy.

I would've been home by 4:30, but melissa was being vagenerous.

Vagenerous by MeffinJ February 23, 2008

Liver Vagina 

When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.

Jack had 8 beers and passed out. He has a Liver Vagina

Liver Vagina by gulliermo November 28, 2013

large mouth vagina 

A large sized vag that has the illustration of a bass. Typically caught by a man with a red boat on a lake. There is no suddlety with a large mouth vag.

Her pussy won't close. Dude she might as well be a large mouth vagina caught by a man in a red boat.

large mouth vagina by rainmaker#1 January 25, 2014

Vagina 

The female private part used to reproduce. The vagina is also used to pleasure a woman. And it should be treated with respect.

The female private part is a vagina

Vagina by Kliberty22 August 5, 2018