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Freshly Spanked

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.
Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!
by GhostShadow August 5, 2010
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Titty Spank

The act of slapping a hard cock against a woman's breasts. Usually incorporated into a titty fuck session.
I was titty fucking this hussy when I snuck in a couple titty spanks here and there to mix it up.
by WestSideMcFly April 14, 2010
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Freshly Spanked

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"
by The Top Banana April 16, 2010
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spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
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Spank The Monkey

When you own a giant stuffed monkey and spank him.
Chrys Starr likes to spank the monkey live on Facebook!
by Walden Scott February 18, 2019
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spank bank directory

n.
long term memory bank of a person's favorite sexually stimulating memories with some fair internal organization for the individual to regularly consult for sexual self-stimulation when needed.
Since I was old enough, my spank bank directory contains almost all my memories of panty & thong sightings even dating back to the earliest days I've learned to wank and I still continue to use them to this day.
by Chris Norton January 18, 2007
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good night spank off

using sexual gratifaction (masturbating) as a way to relieve stress or anxiousness so as to go to sleep.
Man, I was freaking out about that test last night, but then I had a good night spank off and got right to sleep.
by MyManEd January 15, 2009
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