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Academic Sludge

1. Unnecessary or useless busy work from university requirements.

2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.

3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.

"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
1. "Why are you in Mongolian throat singing? I thought you were an engineer; isn't that just academic sludge?" "The university requires five art credits to graduate."

2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."

3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
by HelldiverDropPod February 16, 2025
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sludge wave

A sludge wave occurs when you cum in a bathtub and junp in, the water that spills over is a sludge wave.
"I like totally sludge waved her last night dude!"
by villevalla March 1, 2017
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spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube
my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire
by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022
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Sludge rocket

Referring to one’s penis who only has anal sex with those who have diarrhea
Yeah man I totally gave her the sludge rocket last night.”
“Sweet was it runny or chunky?”
by Channel Willia December 22, 2023
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Sludge Life

Living a Lifestyle that is dirty, unpleasant, or low-quality. In slang, it can also describe a toxic personality or a difficult situation. EG; The Homeless Lifestyle is an offensive term, many prefer the term "Sludge Life". A term coined by the late Death Rapper known as Richard Gein.
Richard Gein was all about that Sludge Life, he used to live in his car with all his clothes in the trunk during much of his life as well as served many years in prison.
by MurderKing August 13, 2024
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SLUDGE PILE

HE TOOT THEN BITCH HE TOOT SOME MORE!?!?!?!
Honey I sludge piled last night

Honey: ok
by Jambe February 13, 2021
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Sludge Pie

A sexual technique pioneered in prisons where a man defecates without wiping his ass before being fucked and ejaculated in. This new mixture constitutes a "sludge pie."
Hide the toilet paper and get Jackie alone in the bathroom. Imma sludge pie his bitch ass.
by SlippinRimmy March 11, 2025
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