Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

Roughy Susan

A Roughy Susan is when you receive a handjob but the person who is giving it has a handful of salt.

Sam: "Last night, Mary gave me Roughy Susan"
Jerry: "You're into that?"
Sam: "Hell yeah I am."

by PapaRabbi301 December 8, 2016

mckenna susan brosz

She is a beautiful amazing and sweet person. She is very strong on the inside but if you get her talking she breaks down and will tell you about her life. McKenna Susan Brosz is a blessing to this world and if you ever find her you’re extremely lucky so keep her held close to your heart and never let her go

McKenna Susan Brosz is gorgeous.

by Truthteller1901 December 12, 2019

Mary Susan Sue The II

Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids

Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”

by captain ! March 13, 2023

Shut Up Susan

It’s Where You Tell Somebody Named Susan To Shut Up.

Susan:I Hope You Have A Great Day At School!
Damien:Shut Up Susan.

by AlienMan456 August 13, 2020

Susan

If you have a Susan, you are one lucky character! Susans are generally smart, musical, and generous. Never take advantage of a Susan; they also bite. Unless provoked, a Susan can make a great companion!

Girl: Guess what?
Boy: What?
Girl: I bought a Susan today!
Boy: Lucky duck.

by delilahsky January 17, 2010

Susanna

Hair like a lions mane. an amazon woman, sex comes natureally to her. She is usually tall and the perfect hourglass shape. in other words: ALTAMATE SEX MACHINE! tends to love mermaids and run naked through fields. a Susanna thrives on sunshine and will be destroyed without it. Also she needs her love of life with the inhuman blue eyes to hold her. She is loyal to the utmost.

Wow that girl has Susanna hair!

No that wasn't an orgasm, that was a Susannasm!

by MagicWoman February 5, 2010