Noleen

Maybe a guy maybe a girl you really cant tell

What a faggot noleen

by Slavetrader69 April 14, 2019

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

by HamStatler April 11, 2011

Notee

Nasal hairs growing into a other facial hair lines.

Doug's nasal hairs had grow so far out of his nose, and into his mustache, he had formed an unintetional notee.

by kyle19 June 2, 2008

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

South of Nowhere

the same as calling a man "Brokeback" execpt applied to woman, because of The-N tv show "South of Nowhere"

"She was turning all south of nowhere on me, I dont swing that way!

by killercr July 16, 2008

Going nowhere fast

Driving at night when you have no actual destination. You put your favorite music on and drive around in your town, city, or the open roads while enjoying the freedom.

Dave: Sam where are you going tonight?

Sam: I am just going nowhere fast

Rick: I have so much stress. I think I'm I'll go nowhere fast to relieve some and relax.

by Your Bestfriend that cares March 28, 2015

NONEEED

To be used as a description for any un necessary action/outfit/event/noise/smell etc

You see a large person in clothes two sizes too small "NONEEED!!!"

It is windy and you cant light your fag - "NONEEED!!!"

The useless waster in McDonalds has just dropped your chips - "NONEEED"

by sadie May 1, 2003