Definitions by Gyar

All dressed up with nowhere to go. 

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

All dressed up with nowhere to go. by Gyar March 5, 2015

fuckle 

when someone fat has really flabby hands so their fingers and their knuckles join together. finger + knuckle = fuckle

"WOW! look at that guy's fuckle!"

"his fuckle prevented him from using the telephone"

fuckle by gyar July 16, 2006