jewish starfish

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.

by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009

jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

by jewslapper August 14, 2009

Jewish Tune-Up

The act of putting one's car up for sale.

My car is running like shit so I gave it a Jewish tune-up.

by magooooooooooooo February 3, 2008

jenisis

A shy girl who sings with awesomeness Also, Love boy bands

Mark do you see jenisis

Yea she is in the corner singing

by Ms.prwtty June 26, 2014

Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"

Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed

by Cameron September 19, 2003

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

by spamee January 28, 2004