The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape
Hobbling, Misery
by nix0n001 July 11, 2011
Get the Hobbling mug.The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.
The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.
by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018
Get the Hobbling mug.A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
by no one146 May 1, 2006
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Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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Get the hobbling pirate mug.A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.
Brother: I love hobbling sushi
Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss
Brother: I love hobbling sushi
Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss
by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019
Get the Hobbling sushi mug.Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
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