Hobbling
The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape
Hobbling, Misery
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Hobbling knob gobbler
A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006
Hobbling Whore
Verb:
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
Hobbling Whore by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
hobbling pirate
hobbling pirate by Swaggett November 7, 2013
Hobbling sushi
A beautiful girl who, Even though she denies it is meant to be with Bible boy and brother. She also has ten cats named fluffy and a raccoon . (Raccoon is trained) she loves fish more that anyone and is perfect for a one night stand.
Brother: I love hobbling sushi
Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss
Brother: I love hobbling sushi
Bible boy: and all our babies
Raccoon: hiss
Hobbling sushi by fake Fluffy Bruce March 10, 2019
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch
Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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