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calm your farm 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill
Fred- OMFG I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE..
George- calm your farm!
calm your farm by Hektic<3 February 21, 2009
A man who is perfect in character . Also is a professional footballer if this name are giving to male. Smart and handsome guy . Most girls are attracted to him because he has a trait of manhood inside him. He is a kind person and easy to get along with any person. Never give up when in trouble. Has a unique feeling in a world where most of people do not have it. Suffice it to nature makes him the most perfect man in the world..!
Faris is awesome!!!
Faris by Claudious domonic January 7, 2017

Content farm

a Channel on YouTube or any other popular website that only exists to spam content out that makes them money.
Content farm by Tobyvenom July 3, 2020

Farm Alarm 

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.
*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"
Farm Alarm by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009

farm burger 

A farm burger is a slang term originating in Hamilton, New Zealand, around 2009. The term was used to describe a burger made by a student at the University of Waikato from different burgers on the McDonald's menu after a night of drinking cask wine. The student and his friends, as usual, ended the night at McDonald's and he couldn't decide what he wanted so he ordered one of each type of burger: a quarter pounder, McChicken and Fillet-o-fish. He was so hungry he couldn't wait to eat them separately so he put all the meat together on the same bun. His friends cheered him on and afterwards they named it the "farm burger" because it had had "all the animals of the farm" on it.
McDonald's customer: I'm very hungry, Got one of those burgers with all the meats? A farm burger
McDonald's cashier: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
McDonald's customer: Oh, then just give me a quarter pounder, McChicken and a Fillet-o-fish
farm burger by Farmer Thomas October 8, 2011

Pringle Farmer 

A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.
“Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes”
“he’s a Pringle farmer
“Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”
Pringle Farmer by Gferda July 6, 2023