election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

elected

badly offensive person from yesterday,that purposely now has become famous by:1-stubborns 2-sadist 3-wild

Mi! If ya saw him you are dying of,by one who I didn,t like,elected,cried;has become violet!See they were two ugly but Sallvador, that I didn,t refer to,he went to his own job instead,regretted! But I mean Sadist,malignant,shabby of Herbert was that continued.

by bad,good? September 11, 2019

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.

What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020

Spicy Election

An all-encompassing term for political activism that stokes or is stoked by civil unrest. It often involves violence or destruction. It encompasses revolutionary actions such as protest, riots, rebellion, and escalations up to civil war. This is counter to the democratic process of election, in which the people of a nation peacefully decide the direction of its rule.

The Haitian Revolution had a number of spicy elections on the road to independence.

by Yaksisoba_the_goat September 4, 2020

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020