Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...

Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!

by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019

The Declan Effect

When one cuts their hair to get wings and suddenly gets hotter.

“Ayo why’s quin looking different lately?”
Man it’s the Declan effect.

by Urmomsnewbitxh69 October 31, 2023

Declan

An ugly ass fuckboy who will pretend to be into you and ask you out just to fuck you and then leaves you. Also has a very hard time nutting.

Omg he can’t nut? I bet it’s a Declan

by littyboi420 February 21, 2020

Declan

If his name is declan he is the most handsome,sexiest beast in the whole world if he's your boyfriend keep him. He's like a god

Girl 1 :yk declan
Girls 2 : the fit,god-like beast
Girl 1 : ye that one

by Whalepp69 October 3, 2020

Declan

Joe MAMA

INSTEAD OF LOOK ITS DECLAN
ITS LOOK ITS JOE MAMA

by dakwDNIOAD November 5, 2019

Declan

The sexiest beast you'll ever meet
super fit
funny

beautiful penis

Declan: heyyyyyyyyyyy

every girl and boy:'faints'

by big chonker October 26, 2020