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spit roasting

otherwise referred to as "the shaky 'h'" is a sex position where there is one person giving a blowjob and getting fucked, where two of the people are vertical and one is horizontal.
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Christmas Crashing

Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.
I love Christmas. But all the celebrating, visiting with family, and celebrating...I'm Christmas Crashing

Joe 1: What are you doing for New Years?
Joe 2: I'll be in rehab.
Joe 1: Why?
Joe 2: I'm Christmas Crashing hard this year. The idea of going out for a drive is exhausting.
by jakesgotbigswag December 25, 2010
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crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.
John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."
by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006
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roasting

To insult someone in a specific manner (shown below) similar to yo mama jokes, if those even exist anymore
Person A (to Person B)"Oh you wanna hear roasting? Bruh, your hair's so messed up that Tarzan told you to go to the barber!"
Crowd *oooooooooh*

Person B (to Person A) "Well if he told me to go to the barber, than he told you to shave yo head BALD!"
Crowd *OOOOOOOOOH GET ROASTED!"
by Vortex1212 November 28, 2016
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casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.
- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D
by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011
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Crossing Jordan

Biblical metaphor of the ancient Hebrews crossing the Jordan River, commonly used in spiritual songs to represent death and passage to the afterlife.
I know that you are heavily wounded, but crossing Jordan is not an option!
by Roger Kint August 26, 2010
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roasting chicken

A sexual position, where a woman wears a strap on penis. She penetrates a man from behind, while masterbating him.
Last night I had a date with the hot redhead from cubical 69, we were roasting chicken, and my mind was totally blown !
by Kileke December 2, 2017
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