closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Colter Maddox

He will take any meat thats over 12 inches long.

Colter maddox likes big Italian sausage in his ass.

by Colter Maddox December 4, 2017

cowlster

A prolific creator of Minecraft parodies and food reviews. Often he is English but people don't hold it against him (much). His voice is notorious for bieng imitateable. And his Minecraft skills though advanced are brought down by his idle personality.

It's cowlster!

by Mul1gan September 8, 2019