squeeze the charmin

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.

Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!

by Dragonman September 1, 2008

charging

When two people lay anus to anus, thus creating a blast of cosmic energy.

I'm not into spooning anymore ... let's just do some charging instead.

by Blue Waffler August 22, 2010

chattin air miles

When one proclaims a statement, someone who has heard it believes it not to be true or false, and so replies with the statement: "stop chatting air miles".

"arrhhh blud, ye know dis new era hat is bare fresh, man's must of jacked it from JD blud!

REPLY FROM FELLOW HOODMAN

"erhhhhh, no blud, stop chattin air miles! Dat hat is wack!"

by The freshest big "A" from Catford October 29, 2007

hamster chargin

Crazy hamster style jackin off crazy speed

Whoa miranda makes hanties, i'm gonna be hamster chargin tonite.

by Hamstah_masta December 19, 2004

Charting

When you shart so hard it runs down your leg and into your shoe.

Charting so hard i'm going to have to buy new shoes.

by Batman 5911 November 13, 2011

Charming

To get your way, in a non-treatning way.

I have my ways of functioning in the world, but that guy! He is so charming, I lose my ideals.

by LogiXYZ November 11, 2019

prince charming

A person who you want to believe is real. Someone you dream about and one day find. Or vice versa...
If you find someone like this, it's most likely to end up bad or in heartbreak. Or he will leave you for another "princess".

"Shadows dance around me as I race alone
I will never rest until she's in my arms
So close and yet so far away...
A simple kiss to bring her back, to make this story end

Not all knights in shining armor can make your dreams come true
He's not quite as charming as he may seem
Come and claim your queen!" ~ Better luck next time, prince charming.

by Lawlllzz. July 19, 2009