Bandalèros

A group of Danish Vikings who ones every summer take on a various number of Greek islands, they leave the women dripping wet, the men arguing with their parents regarding changing gender. The famous Bandalèros who is a group of monotheists that only practice The Circle of Death and Fun. The mob of tourist are i no doubt when visiting an Island that has been conquered by the Bandalèros as the city life is none less than glamorous.

* Also referred to as El Bandalèros *

From: “The dairy of the poor fishermen”

After a week on the sea in rough weather conditions we were happy finally to be back on shore. We were looking forward to drop our catch off at our trusted costumer Papadimitrios’ restaurant but to our big surprise Papadimitrios had shut down his restaurant. A few days later I meet him at the local mall where he had trouble parking his Lamborghini. I asked him “Papadimitrios where have you stolen your car?” But to my surprise that wasn’t the case. Papadimitrios proudly answered “No no my friend, The Bandalèros came to eat at my restaurant! I have bought a Ferrari for you” It was a day never to forget.

An overheard conversation between a new mother and a midwife at the local hospital on Paros.

Midwife: “Who is the father of the child”

New mother: “I don’t know, I might be one of the Bandalèros”

Midwife: “What a blessing! He will be a strong and healthy boy”

by The Stimulation July 13, 2022

Bundongle

A bundongle is something that contains only air.

“I thought all human beans is full of brains, but your head is emptier than a bundongle.”

by "I almost chopped my leg off!" November 28, 2022

Bundongle

A bundongle is something that contains only air.

“I thought all human beans is full of brains, but your head is emptier than a bundongle.”

by "I almost chopped my leg off!" November 28, 2022

Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.

Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.

by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

Badingle

When you flick someone’s “badingi” until they cum

“Yo bro, yesterday my Spanish teacher badingled me in class”

by blumpy the blumpkin king August 12, 2024

backdangle

Backdangle is the view of the nut sack seen from the back

You can see from his backdangle that his balls hang lower than his cock

by pixxan March 1, 2024

Bangangest

When someone acts blur on another level of blur

Don’t be bangangest version of yourself.
You’re the bangangest kid in school.

by Mr Applebottomgyatt April 21, 2024