Fuck-buffer

A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.

"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."

"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"

by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010

Buffer bitch

Someone with the name Keira who can’t speak properly

Keira’s can’t talk she’s such a buffer bitch

by Flappedit123 April 13, 2020

BUFFER GATE

a logic gate that does absolutely nothing to the input basicly a NOT NOT gate

input/output
0 -> 0
1 -> 1

person one:what does buffer gate do
person two:nothing

by cosmnik April 3, 2021

buffer day

A day after a busy day where you have nothing scheduled, nothing planned, the day all to yourself, no one can disrupt you.

“Hey man can you sleepover tonight?”

“Sorry I can’t. I don’t have a buffer day tomorrow.”

by Kabala July 21, 2023

nut buffer

nuht buhf-fer

noun; the human tongue, used in a sexually derogatory fashion

verb; the sexual act of licking a man's testicles with exhausting vigor

See also; cunt scrubber

1. Langston needs to quit wagging his nut buffer and get back to work!

2. My girlfriend gave me a serious nut buffer. Dig deep, baby. Dig deep.

by Mr. Magnificent the Elder March 20, 2014

hit the buffers

come to a sudden unsuccessful end.

Although Sean was a successful actor, his career hit the buffers when he appeared in a poorly-rated film.

by school lover December 2, 2014