Life Assumer 

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

Life Assumer by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Life Booker 

Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)

Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.

Life Booker by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 28, 2013

life cycle 

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.

finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu

life cycle by GaryTrollmer June 4, 2013

Life-math 

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

Life-math by starvingRD January 1, 2015

Life Catalyst 

Someone who helps you grow into a better and more mature person.

Joe always thought of Sam as his life catalyst, because when Joe had trouble with drugs in college, Sam helped him get clean and back on his feet.

Life Catalyst by marvel1117 May 19, 2015

Life scrubbing 

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all life's problems and/ or troubles

why is ashely taking so long to shower?
Leave her alone she is life scrubbing

Life scrubbing by Kandy apples April 6, 2016

Life scrubbing 

When you shower and/or bathe for a long period of time to erase all of life's problems and or troubles

Why is Ashley taking so long in the bathroom?
Leave her alone mom. She's life scrubbing

Life scrubbing by Kandy apples April 6, 2016