A relationship where one party declares things uncommitted or over,
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.
“We’re not together. We aren’t a thing,” he said.
And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.
This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.
And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.
This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.
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