shit-twat 

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.

Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.

shit-twat by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012

fuckle twat 

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

fuckle twat by Theechinita April 17, 2014

Desert twat 

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

Desert twat by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

intolerable twat 

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely

I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.

intolerable twat by Kris_P December 22, 2016

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

twitter-twat by maja2000 June 6, 2017

honky twat 

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.

Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!

honky twat by Fritterwagon42 May 12, 2018

Conniving Twat 

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.

My sister is such a conniving twat.

Conniving Twat by Duckslayer1234 May 15, 2018