dirty duck

when a girl with no legs drags herself across the sandy beach and her cooch gets rammed with sand

dirty duck by emma February 18, 2004

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fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
69 with a porcupine
man I love the zoo

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Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo

sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat

fuck a duck by Ducky March 26, 2005

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When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

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A situation that is frustrating; Something that is bad or sucks

Aaaahhh bulky duck! (or) Life in prison is bulky duck.

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Wow - did you see that levitating elephant. Fuck a duck!

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an alcoholic layered shot made the same way as a duck fart
it consists of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream with mint, and vodka in this order.

"dude that Russian duck farted in my mouth"

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