John Lennon 

1. God.
2. Better than you.
3. Frontman of the Beatles.
4. Cuter than Paul.

John Lennon is better than you, and you, and you, and you... and oh, you too.

John Lennon by V.S. Eliot May 13, 2005

John Paul 

A person that can make you laugh all the time. He has a big dick that you can’t resist.

Ughhh john paul I can’t take it

John Paul by anonymous December 14, 2020

John Edwards 

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.

"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."

John Edwards by Dr. Vinny July 14, 2007

John Li 

John Li is a legend.

everyone: john li is a legend

John Li by Jrsyjsy January 30, 2018

John deere

They make the best farm equipment, Construction Equipment,and Forestry Equipment out there.

Nothing runs like a deere

Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder

Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big

John deere by jim bob brown April 22, 2010

John Smith 

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

John Smith by Rob Aldridge February 27, 2007

John Gardner 

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

John Gardner by Jamaica John February 3, 2010