self-sabotager

The dude who ruins his own day for no reason, also sus

hey, I SABOTAGED YOUR MEDS!
those were yours.
WAIT DID I JUST SELF-SABOTAGER???
*death*

by BottomDop May 15, 2022

mc kill your self

something to say to you lads

go and get a mc kill your self

by riccarroll October 22, 2017

traffic self-management

traffic management without the presence of traffic cops on the roads. Under such a system, drivers and pedestrians strictly obey the traffic rules, e.g. by following the traffic light system, as if there were traffic cops managing traffic.

Traffic self-management is like a hard nut to crack when it comes to implementing it.

by uttam maharjan December 12, 2010

Self-fucker

The process of fucking your self.

You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.

by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021

Self-Fluffing

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.

I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...

by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021

self-tackelazation

To tackle ones self.

I was running and became a victim of self-tackelazation.

by wally1972 November 20, 2015

Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent

Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here

by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025