note to self 

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

note to self by didjitmachines July 9, 2004

check yo self 

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

check yo self by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010

note to self 

"I must remind myself"

Note to self, as in "Note to self, remember never to proposition women in bars who have with tattoos AND piercings AND crew cuts. "

note to self by Luigi July 9, 2004

The Self Preservation Society 

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

The Self Preservation Society by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

Shamelessly Self Promoting 

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

Shamelessly Self Promoting by Hayson May 15, 2011

Kill self 

Meaning, take off all your clothes and run around the house naked like your a red head on drugs

John, “BRAD

Brad, “yeah John?”

John, “kill self”

Brad, “what the fuck”

Kill self by G46 December 20, 2017