three-what rule 

If one is unable to reasonably understand a statement uttered by someone, the listener says 'What?'.

If, a 2nd time, either due to inaudibility or a heavy, drunken, southern accent (most commonly Kaintucky), the listener is again prevented from comprehending said statement, the listener is again permitted to respond with 'What?' (or, the 2nd time only, listener may substitute 'Huh?').

BUT, if after a 3rd repeat of the same comment by the same auditor, the listener is yet unable to grasp the meaning of several strung-together, nonsensical ramblings, he/she, as pronounced by the three-what rule, is not allowed to say 'What?' again. It is rude. This time, the listener, as deemed appropriate by situation and/or circumstance, must either:

1)reply quietly with 'mmm-hmmm', accompanied by a very slight head nod.

or

2)clearly say 'NO', and shuffle off in the other direction.

Southerner: Ah'm lookin for the pawn (or porn?) shop.
Listener: What?
Southerner: Ah sayed, ah'm lookin for that there pawn (or porn??) shop.
Listner: Huh?
Southerner: Friend. This is a simple question. Where is the pawn (or porn???) shop in this here cowpoke?
Listner (as prescribed by three-what rule): No. <shuffles away disjointly>

three-what rule by duffmandarrah October 11, 2005

JA RULE 

An ass-rapper who will not survive one day in a REAL ghetto.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

JA RULE by rap hater July 15, 2003

Ja-Rule 

A so-called rapper who used to rap about murder, but now only sings about love, and how he is tired of being lonely. Gay DMX wanna-be. His sidekick is that ugly banshee Ashanti.

Ja-Rule: baby baby baaaaaabaaaay! Im tired of being lonely! I need someone to hold meeeee.... so baby girl put it on me!!!! Im a homo!!!!

Ja-Rule by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

Ja Rule 

A synonym for for very watery and acidic diarrhea

The toilet seat and cover at the public washroom were covered in Ja Rule.

Ja Rule by Mariola October 6, 2004

12 Hour Rule 

The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.

It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.

Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."

12 Hour Rule by pikalord November 7, 2010

six pump rule 

The rule which states, as long as it was under 6 thrusts, it doesn't count as sex.

"Woah Jimmy, I'm not ready for sex so keep it under six pumps! Remember the six pump rule"

"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"

six pump rule by bloom_luv November 4, 2013

The Elokobi Rule 

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.

Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.

The Elokobi Rule by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010