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PINNOCHIO syndrome

When you have a problem in which you cannot help but lie.
Shay: She said you look like a leper
Later...
Nicole: I never said that, it’s her PINNOCHIO syndrome hitting her again
by Jeremiah Doe May 15, 2018
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Jespergers Syndrome

Jespergers syndrome (JS), also known as Jesperger's, is a social disorder characterized by significant verbal vomiting and difficulties in thinking before speaking. At some time it is characterized by inconvenient expressions during conversations among friends and family. An external observer may believe that the individual is crazy, but the expressions are primarily based on inner joy.

The exact cause of Jesperger's is unknown. While it is probably partly due to an overstimulated mind, the underlying genetics have not been determined conclusively.

Individuals with Jesperger syndrome may have signs or symptoms that are independent of the diagnosis, but can affect the individual or the family. Individuals tend to act a but shy when outside of their comfort zone.
- Hey, that dude is crazy. He is talking about bizarre shit.

- No, I think he is just in his comfort zone, expressing his happiness in a bizarre way. It is called Jespergers Syndrome.
by Nickolas Travolta April 10, 2018
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Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.
Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.
by J. Wife June 26, 2019
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Pashka syndrome

A medical condition named after a tall Russian man with chest tattoos. The medical condition in which chronic lower back problems occur do to having and extremely heavy and overgrown meat stick.
My wiener is so big. I hope I don’t get Pashka syndrome
by Itwasntrobstaaa July 8, 2019
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Abba Syndrome

Innocent people looking up to false personalities and end up getting used to feed the narcism of such personalities by means of manipulation.
He has abba syndrome, he's his bitch now
by Emayan July 19, 2019
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Brentwood Syndrome

A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
by LaggyGames July 25, 2019
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Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.
Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.
by Pisslegend November 14, 2019
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