brain 

Something people don't have, when they attempts to relate it to sexual behaviors.

Brain is obviously a excessive organ for sex-obsessed animals.

brain by Peevee August 11, 2006

Brain Rape 

Daily events that are so extreme, it feels like they are raping your brain.

I can only take so much of hearing about Nicole's sex life and drama before it feels like she is committing Brain Rape! I need to go to dailybrainrape.blogspot.com...it always makes me feel better to know my head isn't the only violated one...

Brain Rape by omgpopples April 27, 2011

vagina brain 

One who's brain is infused with their vagina.
Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead.

Discovered by an Asian and a White guuurl who were insanely high.

Pass the joint you vagina brain!

vagina brain by LINCH MAN September 5, 2006

Brain Train 

It's your train of thought, which all goes to naught if what you end up with isn't what you sought.

"Shit yo, your brain train just derailed! That shit ain't germane to ANY topic" - said to someone whose conversation went from sleeping bags to whether it would hurt to be slapped in the face with a dick

Brain Train by Techno Dracula January 28, 2009

Big Brained 

A derogatory term for someone who over-conceptualizes. Who uses intellectualism and mental gymnastics to rationalize the irrational; to justify bad ideas or discredit common sense.

People who put their principles over being practical. Especially when their principles are at odds with the real world. Especially when they spout off their "rationalizations" to others.

We uncultured knuckledraggers just can't get our heads around the ideas that gender is fluid and race is a construct. You have to be big brained to understand that stuff.

Common sense is for common people. If you're big brained enough 1+1 can equal 11, and you should consider it your duty to explain to all the commoners how it does not equal 2.

Big Brained by SpermDonor June 14, 2018

elephant brain 

Grabbing the base of your nut sac with one hand and squeezing to trap the blood in your scrotum. This produces a nice purplish red hue and gives the effect of a throbbing organ. It is advisable to pet your creation with your other hand to portray that one is taking care of his junk. Also a fun party gag to share with the ladies.

"OH SNAP!!," he exclaimed as Dandoo whipped out his elephant brain without hesitation for all to admire and see!

elephant brain by Swoop Deville June 3, 2006

brainstipation 

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

brainstipation by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010