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Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022
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The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.
That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!
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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017
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The Luan Method

The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.
The Luan Method helps me shift!
by Britishtoiletpaper June 3, 2021
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Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.
Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.
by yavesh333 August 22, 2011
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011
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