CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.

Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.

by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008

cocksick

Heavy shit. A.K.A. really vile, graphic, life-changing experiences...

"We saw the most cocksick car crash today, the guy beheaded himself through his own windshield."

by Diggerdowntrigger September 4, 2006

cocksickle

A frozen but still edible cock....certain males such as olivers,munns's and eddys enjoy cocksickles to relax at the weekend

Guy1-Oh man i just had the tastiest strawberry cocksickle, other guy- Woah venkat you get so much cock

by Oliver munns April 4, 2009

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cockmachine

One who:

(a) is a complete asshole, deserving nothing other than a dick in the face; an utter douch bag

or

(b) a whore

(a) Dude, Steve totally fucked my g/f - what a FUCKIN' cockmachine...

(b) You'll totally get some outta Mary. She's like, the biggest cockmachine I know.

by DeezNuts19 December 24, 2006

cocksock

The genitalia of the female.

Nice tits, and man, what a cocksock!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008