Splinter Group

A group of stag party participants who sneakily break away from the main group because they're too boring

This pub is shit, let form a splinter group and go to that lap dancing club around the corner

by HJOlympian June 9, 2010

Rockaway Splinter

This Occurs when a local adolescent couple decides go go on a romantic stroll. They get into a steamy encounter on one of Rockaway Beach's Wooden Lifeguard Chairs. The chronic splinters resulting in this encounter are called 'Rockawa Splinters'

Dude 1: Hey dude, did you make out with that bitch last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, check out these Rockaway Splinters on my ass!

Dude 1: Wow! I'll help you take them out with my teeth.

by Woody Woodrow May 22, 2008

Split the Oldies

When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.

After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.

by 37years March 8, 2011

Split peen

When your peen is sucked so hard the juicy meat inside comes out, leaving only the remaining foreskin on your body.

"My girl stacey sucked so hard I got split peen"

by Savzy June 23, 2019

Sphintitus

Sphintitus is the ship between Sphintus and Titus from the anime Magi: Labyrinth of Magic .

Marga is Sphintus and Titus's child

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon

by kazuichi.k June 22, 2021

Split their endz

The act of violating someones home.

“Let’s go split their endz ye”

by Loc42 December 13, 2022

Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.

“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”

by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023