Lap Sap

Sap from one's Lap.
Sap refering to semen.

Example 1.
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"

by SevenFourTwo January 7, 2011

Lap Fish

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.

"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."

by KDW September 8, 2008

lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.

Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!

by Indianshreker September 16, 2017

lap spray

The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens

Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.

Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray

by Pacific sailor February 5, 2010

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

by Lively Debate October 31, 2013

lap action

When a girl wears a loose dress without panties, then straddles her partner and has sex through the zipper in his pants. Minimum effort to get naked is key.

Babe, I'm at the office and super horny so how about you come by and give me some lap action?

by SollyCon February 4, 2014