Wee Cow

Jon: Those crisps are stinkin', Ya wee cow!

Sam: Shut it, ya wee cow!

Albert: FUCK SAKE WOMAN, GET IT YA WEE COW
by SevenFourTwo March 16, 2011
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Lap Sap

Sap from one's Lap.
Sap refering to semen.
Example 1.
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"
by SevenFourTwo January 07, 2011
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Chug

As a noun : Had "how clean is your house" on last night, couldn't help but have a wee chug.
As a verb: Spent most of last night chugging in my wanking chariot last night. My bell-end is bruised.
by SevenFourTwo June 15, 2013
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T-Rexxing it

When you've had a long night out and have work in the morning.
Therefor getting no sleep and appearing at work hung over and hunched over.
Walking like a wee T-rex that could just be sick in a violent T-rex like manner anytime.
Scott: Aww man remember last sunday? I came in and was just totally T-rexxed it
I went into the toilet and was firing out both ends.
Jonny: That's fucking sick man. I saw you lurking through section A. You looked like shit.

Alan: Aww man.. Gonna be really T-Rexxing it tomorrow... TOO MUCH TONIGHT.
by SevenFourTwo March 06, 2011
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