Twatt

A person who uses twitter and thinks the whole world gives a shit about what they are doing

"You know dominic uses twitter all the time"
"Yeah hes such a twatt"

by sabitnerrrrrrr December 22, 2009

Twatt

A douchbag who uses Twitter

This Twatt won't stop fucking following me on Twitter

Or

No one gives a fuck about this Twatt having a bad day at school

by Black_On_Both_Sides April 29, 2009

Twatt

A twatt Is a very intellectual smart kid that knows math 😂

Jay is a twatt the other kind

by Danksatan615 August 14, 2014

twatt swatter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Jessica: so mike what do you like to do for fun?
then suddenly Lisa comes from across the bar
Lisa: so Jessica how's your aids?
Jessica: Ugh total twatt swatter

by Mr. guy defining this word May 17, 2009

twatt waffle

a vagina that excretes a syrup like substance and resembles a waffle

Barbra Walters, Hillary Clinton, Dick Chaney, Hitler, Chucky Cheese, Cher,are all twatt waffles

by Cuntmiester Flex May 4, 2009

twatt cow

sweet and sour cow vagina

you are a twatt cow

by #TheBossatmakingwords September 29, 2021

Twatt

A small hamlet in the Shetland Islands, not to be confused with the British curse word Twat.

"Last weekend, I visited your house in Twatt."

by Desiro July 24, 2025