Twatt

Small town on Orkney Islands, Scotland. Not to be confused with twat, i.e. cunt.

Fancy going to Twatt today?

by ANTg December 28, 2005

Twatt

A complete idiot.

John tried to drive up the hill in the snow and got completely stuck. He broke my spade trying to dig himself out, and used up all my precious supply of road salt. He should have been able to see that the road was a skating rink. What a twatt!

by bluedog1257 January 10, 2010

Twatt

A person who uses twitter and thinks the whole world gives a shit about what they are doing

"You know dominic uses twitter all the time"
"Yeah hes such a twatt"

by sabitnerrrrrrr December 22, 2009

Twatt

A douchbag who uses Twitter

This Twatt won't stop fucking following me on Twitter

Or

No one gives a fuck about this Twatt having a bad day at school

by Black_On_Both_Sides April 29, 2009

Twatt

A twatt Is a very intellectual smart kid that knows math 😂

Jay is a twatt the other kind

by Danksatan615 August 14, 2014

Twatte

This is a word used to insult

girlf: shes a twatte.
boyf: yes they are a bit of a twatte!

by willybum July 28, 2011

twatt

A vagina or a derogatory term.

She has such a harry twatt.

by RickyBobby123 April 23, 2008