slumberchump

Someone who works permanent nights and is unaware that the feeling of eternal slumber and jet lag head is killing them faster for a few parsnips more.

you must be some sort of slumberchump wanting that roast dinner at 4am in the morning dude

by jeremy mcgimp August 1, 2018

slumber party

It is a party in which a group of friends, esp. girls, sleep at one friend's home.

“All the boys went, and we’re having a slumber party!” Alice announced, driving Bella to the Cullen's house.

by mirkariver July 8, 2010

slumberjack

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumber Party

A gathering of girls mainly teenage who stay up all night. They also tend to watch High School Musical and eat junk food.

“Let’s go to the slumber party!”

by A Peculiar Person July 27, 2018

slumber chub

The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.

If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.

by Zags fan September 5, 2014

slumber party hangover

When having a sleepover you stay up all night, and the next day you are extremely exhusted and lathergic.

Winston: You look like a zombie, what time did you fall asleep?
Oscar: James was over last night and we didnt get to bed to 5.
Winston: You might want to get some sleep.
Oscar: Yea I know, it's from the slumber party hangover.

by Nichkolas January 11, 2008

schlumberdoodle

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009