Top definition
The state of a man's penis whilst he is sleeping. Not necessarily totally limp, yet not totally hard. First coined during the 9/3/2014 episode of the Daily Show with John Stewart.
If I don't upload nude photos they will break into my house at night, yank off the covers and snap a picture of me and my slumber chub! Daddy's gotta rest Jon.

Dude, I hope someone doesn't get a picture of my slumber chub while I'm sleeping!

I totally had slumber chub the other morning when I met my mom and dad for coffee.
by Zags fan September 04, 2014
Get the mug
Get a slumber chub mug for your coworker Abdul.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your fish Paul.