schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

schluff

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

by Rickolas May 11, 2007