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Empire of Pootea

(This is all fiction. I did minimal research on the Kanem-Bornu Empire part so most of what I say is b.s.)

An Empire lasting from 1859 B.C.E-1380 A.D. Was a long-lasting empire that took over most of Central Africa and North Africa. Though going through several Civil-wars in its life, Pootea was mostly a prosperous empire. A notable civil war was between the brothers Fhat Dihk and Thihn Dihk which lead to the burning and shrinking of the Pootean Territory.

Fhat Dihk was hated, Thihn Dihk used this opportunity to create a coup which was very effective. When the switch of rulers happened, Thihn Dihk turned out to be a tyrant. So it started the "Age of darkness" where there would be a coup and a switch in Rulers almost every year, it caused many of the Pooteans to suffer. Leading to the change of name. Kanem would eventually fall but it would be succeeded by The Bornu Empire transforming into The Kanem-Bornu Empire. It too would fall to colonialism. What remains of Pootea are found in the archeological findings, stories, and songs told by the Pooteans of the past.
by Emperor of Pootea January 20, 2021
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pootiegram

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex
He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"
by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006
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Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.
A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.
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pootle

To move leisurely, with or without purpose.
A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
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pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.
I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom
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pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.
Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.
by jkdizzle February 10, 2008
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Pootastic

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'
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