kersploosh

the raucous splash of a gigantic turd breaking the surface of water in the toilet.

Jenna wasn't able to poop all week, but she just kersplooshed in the teacher's lounge bathroom.

by Tuna S January 13, 2011

kersplode

It's partially the noise an explosion makes, mixed with the word "explode" itself. Plus it's a cool word, I use it all the time. Basically it just means "explode" but it's cooler. Because I said it is.

"Kersplode!!!"
"Whoah, that thing just kersploded!"

by squarecircle September 10, 2008

kasploot

The sound of semen hitting an eyeball at a fast speed.

When Fred came in Larry's eye,it made a kasploot sound.

by ChupaThingy March 11, 2005

kerpoot

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

by speenshit March 6, 2017

kersploink

It is a word to describe the sound a small rock or tiny object makes when hitting liquid.

"It went KERSPLOINK when it hit the water."

"That tiny turd did a big kersploink in the toilet. Such a nice sound .."

by AnInternetTroll March 2, 2022

Kersploinkied

To hit the gritty so hard that you crap your pants.

Dude, your friend just kersploinkied so hard.

by HalfBaKon December 31, 2022

kerploop

1: a sound effect when dropped in shallow water

2: an outstanding but misunderstood person with great personality and big dreams but is also shy and dark within the skin

That rock went kerploop in the water

I feel like he’s kerploop

by Yhung trapper May 17, 2018