jod

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

by Qwertyuiop^ July 16, 2008

JOD

combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning

JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it

by jonelone January 16, 2010

JOD

A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.

Your a absolute JOD

by Urban turban123 June 9, 2018

Jod

An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being

Your arrogance is reaching Jod level

by Gandles October 7, 2006

On Jod

The same meaning as "on god". I just replaced the 'g' with a 'j' and it's becoming a thing in my class, and I want to make it international.

-V.S

Speaker A: That girl's mad cute bro.
Speaker B: "On Jod"

by theoriginalcocolooksman16 October 25, 2022

jodding

a cross between joking and kidding.

and the best word you will EVER come across.

"your face looks retarded"

*:(*

"only jodding"

*:D*

by mashy2105 December 9, 2008

Jod

What people who say "Jif" call God

Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?

by calemgalgo June 4, 2022