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A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.
Your a absolute JOD
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short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
by aznchoiboi8 December 01, 2005
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When you bitchslap a bitch.
When you get served a summons.
Damn that bitch got Jo'd.
Damn that bitch really got my ass jo'd.
by Snootchibootchi August 01, 2017
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Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
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combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
by jonelone January 16, 2010
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Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009
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