JOD

combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning

JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it

by jonelone January 16, 2010

JOD

A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.

Your a absolute JOD

by Urban turban123 June 09, 2018

JOD

The one who is capable to achieve the highest and toughest ever possible.He tends to be the greatest of all time.

Be a man of discipline,leading to a path of becoming jod

by _Man_ October 14, 2023

jod

short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.

by aznchoiboi8 December 04, 2005

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 01, 2009

Jod

An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being

Your arrogance is reaching Jod level

by Gandles October 07, 2006

jod

OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.

OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩

by jodtheheisman October 13, 2020