jod

short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.

by aznchoiboi8 December 4, 2005

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 1, 2009

jod

OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.

OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩

by jodtheheisman October 13, 2020

jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 October 1, 2009

jod

jod is a guy name he is so hot person his brown eyes his long

hair his 180cm height he is so hot and pretty

ur bf is jod girl you are so lucky !!

by fachimar November 27, 2021

jod

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

by dana e. January 2, 2011

jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

by jodmaster January 19, 2008