Urban Dictionary: jod

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OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.

OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩

by jodtheheisman October 13, 2020

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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JOD

combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning

JOD knows,

Ask JOD he knows everything

I don't know why dont you try JODDING it

by jonelone January 16, 2010

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jod

short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)

That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.

by aznchoiboi8 December 01, 2005

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JOD

A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.

Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.

Your a absolute JOD

by Urban turban123 May 24, 2018

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jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009

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jod

Joke of the day

Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.

Ex:

Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

by Shluffy04 September 30, 2009

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