Humbucker 

A person who exhibits behavior like a Karen or Kyle, they stop the party.

Karen: "why is my miso soup cold? I ordered this only 4 hours ago!"
Joboy Lagoon: "Woah woah Humbucker, settle down!"

Humbucker by joboyLagoon January 8, 2023

Hamfucker 

1. A word used to describe a person with limited social skils or is an otherwise undesirable individual from a personality standpoint. It can be used interchangeably with words like asshole, fuckbucket, shitpurse, tool, numbnuts, etc.

2. A male who is able to attract beautiful women but chooses to hook up with flatsos and other fat broads.

3. An individual who literally has sex with ham.

1. What the hell? Who's the hamfucker that upper decked my toilet?

2. Q. Why is Bob with that chick? She's a bitch, she's fat and he can do so much better. A. He's a hamfucker, that's why.

3. News Anchor: "In local news, an unidentified male is in police custody for indecent exposure and lewd conduct involving a canned ham at a supermarket..." Witness on camera: "...I saw him open a can of ham and then, well my children started crying..." News correspondant: "...that's disturbing news...back to you Jim..." News Anchor: "that's one sick hamfucker; sports is coming up after the break..."

Hamfucker by JEUNT April 15, 2010

Humducken 

A word used in place of profanity when you are severely angry.

"That humducken roof is leaking again! It dripped right on my head!!"

Humducken by Pooky Ling Fu September 22, 2011

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

Chumbucker by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

humbutter 

hummus: Chickpeas that are cooked with canola oil and assorted seasoning then smashed.

You need to get humbutter from the store so I can make a humbutter sandwich.

humbutter by anonymous August 1, 2012

humburger

When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.

Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.

humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

humbuker 

A sexual act
where one member farts in the other persons eye and then to take a poo on the same eye

Tom got humbukered the other day, it was disgusting

humbuker by ingera December 31, 2007