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faginosis

pronunc: fay'j-in-o-sis

A portmanteau of fag and vagina and metamorphosis.

1) The metamorphosis from the state of being a fag to that of being a full-fledged vagina.

2) The state of being a "full-fledged vagina" having recently been a "total fagot".
Jay: It's Saturday night and Brandon refuses to go out with us because his woman won't let him.

Kurt: Lay off Brandon, dude. He's going through nasty faginosis, and there's no return. I should know, I've been through it myself.
by fillwould May 29, 2010
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fagocytosis

An epidemic of homosexuality causing desire of anal holes and other round penetrable surfaces not preordained by nature
Dude, that's gay! You must have fagocytosis.
by Billybob April 12, 2005
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fagtosis

the process in which gays, or fags, become more gay;

or the process in which straight people find their inner gay side and embrace it--> all straight people have a gay side;

(this process can be unintentional)
Oh, my gosh! Carlos just underwent his fagtosis!
Finally! I call dibs, Enrique!
by Dr. KG September 24, 2010
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fartosis

Farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. Having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
Girl: The other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

Guy: Wow really? Sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole
by three-m January 13, 2010
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fagomitosis

The general process of someone coming out of the proverbial closet. After fagomitosis the said person is full blown gay.
Look at the pink shirt Kevin is wearing today! He must be close to completing the cycle of fagomitosis.
by Slightly_Obnoxious January 3, 2006
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fagologist

That fagologist keeps studying homosexual males. It is how he earns a living.
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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fagtoss

The receiving member in a gay male orgy in which the receiver gets “tossed” around between the other joining fags.
Mathew ,the fagtoss from last night, really took all our fluids. Best fagtoss in the Southwest!
by Elliot McCormick July 20, 2019
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